hemlockes-key:

breadedsinner:

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Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does that mean?

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?????

“show up on time”

you heard it here folks, it’s exclusively a millennial thing to be late. boomers and X/Y are perfectly punctual. all of them.

“no complaining”

yeah, you better do backbreaking physical and/or psychologically/mentally taxing labor for this company that doesn’t care enough about you to you to make sure you can survive off the wages they almost begrudgingly give. none of that “i have to choose between rent and food” nonsense.

“don’t leave your job after a few months”

people don’t leave jobs for shits and giggles. they’re either so miserable that the prospect of being unemployed is FAVORABLE to their working conditions, OR they found a better opportunity. god forbid people move on from companies who have zero loyalty to them.

“no calling parents if the work is too hard”

who…….who has ever done this………..like actually……just because some upper-class jackass’ bratty fucking trust fund baby can’t hold down a job without the aid of nepotism doesn’t mean the other 99% of millennials can’t………

“no entitlement without earning it”

you mean the way the boomers did? because any dickhead with a high school diploma and a tie could be a fucking manager in 1980. but no, tell me more about how it’s fair to offer unpaid internships to people who’re $40k in the hole for the bachelor’s they earned.

go back to reading your echo-chamber-esque, wannabe thinkpieces on why millennials are The Worst™ and shove your shit opinion up your ass.

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thatawkwardtinyperson:

Women supporting women is my shit

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feynites:

gfdisterek:

gfdisterek:

autistic-answers:

were-all-queer-here:

felixves:

I do this thing where if i have to go to a family event where I will be expected to be a girl I pretend I am a SPY and I am IN DISGUISE AS A TEEN GIRL and my mission is to EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM MY GRANDPARENTS without giving away my real identity. works every time.

  • your dress and makeup is now a DISGUISE
  • your ‘birth name’ is now an ALIAS
  • getting told by your parents to be nice and not yell at anyone being racist is MISSION BRIEFING
  • your entire extended family are now FOREIGN DIGNITARIES and you gotta make it thru the evening without being discovered as a RADICAL SPY
  • carrying a small water pistol and one of those fake-lipstick pens in your purse helps to get in the zone. the best part of being a spy is the nifty gadgets everyone knows that.
  • BONUS if you have to bring a friend of another gender with you to pretend to be your boyfriend. you are both PARTNER SPIES and one of you has to be the cranky but soft-hearted veteran and the other has to be the endearingly-assholeish rookie. 

Seems like actually a great way to deal with dysphoria

Shout-out to all the spies who are faced with the world’s most difficult missions.

This is the best coping strategy I have ever seen.

Bringing this back for pride month.

Okay but also remember that spy work is tiring and exciting but very draining! You are a high profile agent working a stressful job, when you get back you need to take some down time and look after yourself, too!

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gravemom:

veraxplus:

shacklefunk:

exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

People who unironically reblog this have to psych themselves up for 15+ minutes to make phone calls

ur fucking right we do

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dinocharges:

toothless, go introduce yourself!

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contranym-xendo:
“ fluffmugger:
“ srsfunny:
“More Beautiful After Being Broken
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What this trite imagery misses out on is the fact that kintsukuroi requires a lot of work to repair a piece like that. It takes a lot of time, a lot of effort, a great...

contranym-xendo:

fluffmugger:

srsfunny:

More Beautiful After Being Broken

What this trite imagery misses out on is the fact that kintsukuroi requires a lot of work to repair a piece like that.  It takes a lot of time, a lot of effort, a great deal of investment.  Sometimes parts of the original are damaged beyond repair, and you have to instead painstakingly create entirely new ones.  

It’s still not the same.  Maybe it’s something more beautiful. But it’s not the fact that it broke that makes it beautiful. It’s the work put into it.  It’s the fact that people made the effort to salvage it, because it was worth salvaging, because it was important enough to salvage.      It’s the care that makes the beauty.  

An apology can’t always fix what has been broken.  That doesn’t mean it’s not irreparable, sometimes you can go on to rebuild and repair.  But it won’t ever be the same as it was again.   

I really appreciate this addition because I’ve always hated the “more beautiful for having been broken” thing. Being broken sucks and I hate all those tragic romantic sensitivities that try to make it what it’s not. These pieces are beautiful because they’re repaired with effort put in to making them shine.

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creativeguy01:

marauders4evr:

beowulf22121:

jedihighcouncil:

detective-like-i-give-a-damn:

jedihighcouncil:

why does anyone in Gotham even bother doing crime like you KNOW the second you leave the bank with the money you just stole Bruce Wayne is gonna be chilling on a bench on the other side of the street in his bat fursuit like “hey bitch u better not be breaking the law”

because batman never bothered attacking the roots of social problems

you know what… you’re right call him out!!

Wayne Enterprises has a jobs program for those who are fresh out of prison.

He routinely takes major villains with mental health issues to an asylum where professionals are there to help.

Or do you just read the fight scenes?

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WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BATMAN HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING?

Fake geeks, I swear to god…

The best part is that most of the lore, especially Batman: The Animated Series, gets to a point in Batman’s career when everyone asks the question of why someone would rob a bank in Gotham when they know that if they approached Batman, and coincidentally Bruce Wayne, they could get the help they needed.

That’s the whole point of Batman. Granted there have been modernized adaptations that paint him out to be nothing more than a growling, punching, antihero. But nobody ever said those adaptations were canon or even good. The original Batman comics, most of the newer comics, the Animated Series, the animated spinoffs, even the Arkham video games all operate under the lore that Batman does everything within his power to help as many villains as he can, even if it means going against cops, politicians, etc. That’s what originally made him the vigilante. He went against the social norms. He did everything that a hero shouldn’t do, not in a murderous way, but in a taking-sides way. Every other hero swoops in to save the corrupt politician from the criminal. Batman swoops in to save the criminal from the corrupt politician. 

I actually never thought about this. And I realized that unlike other heroes who just want to see their antagonist gone and really don’t care about nothing but killing them and stopping them, Batman wants to try and help them out. When people would normally push for a serial killer to be sentenced to death, a person could want that killer to be in rehabilitation. This makes me like Batman a lot more.

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So I’m rewatching GOT from the beginning & (trying not to cry every episode) I noticed that Jon & Daenerys journeys are opposite in the sense of direction. Meaning in s1 Jon was ambitious, confident & not willing to listen to anyone while Dany asked everyone for advice,& was meek now @end of s7 Jon is wiser & listens to others while Dany is over confident & arrogant.
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athimbleful-deactivated20210701:

Yes, they are in many ways foils. At first glance they appear similar, as if they’re on parallel journeys, but that falls apart once you look deeper.

As an example: Dothraki & Wildlings.

Dænerys brought the Dothraki over to Westeros, yes, but only because she murdered all their leaders, declared herself ruler over the survivors, and told them to fight in a war that didn’t affect them in the slightest, while Jon brought the Wildlings south of the wall to protect them and, later, asked them to fight in a war that affected all of them, because Ramsay would’ve, in his own words, slaughtered every wildling man, woman, and babe living under Jon’s protection.

Dæenerys is ultimately–even when she does good deeds–fueled by a selfish desire for power, while Jon is ultimately–even when he does bad deeds–fueled by a desire to protect the realm and the people in it. This isn’t just clear in their actions, but in their dialogue. Dænerys keeps repeating that she will take what is hers with fire and blood, while Jon keeps repeating that he’s the shield that guards the realms of men.

Dænerys is constantly reminded (and reminds others) that she’s Special (which she absolutely is), while Jon is constantly put through humbling situations where he’s reminded of how privileged he is. Even when he’s back at Winterfell, trying to lament about his upbringing, Melisandre (a former slave) reminds him that he had it better than most. Which means Dænerys is further and further removed from reality to become a godlike creature (one who sits elevated on a throne or on a dragon), while Jon stays grounded (and sits on a chair-like throne directly on the floor, and fights alongside his people).

I think what we’re really seeing here are two different origin stories: the hero and the villain. Only, that’s really simplifying it; it’s not as black and white as that.

We all have good and evil in us and there are very few pure paragons and there are very few orcs. A villain is a hero of the other side, as someone said once, and I think there’s a great deal of truth to that, and that’s the interesting thing.” - GRRM (source)

GRRM has written morally gray characters, so it is a bit unfair to call Dænerys a villain, because it makes you think of a mustache-twirling baddie who has little reason for doing what they’re doing. I do think her story comes off as a villain origin story, though, where she won’t step into that role fully until s8. Because, so far, we’ve mostly seen her through her own PoV where she views herself as a hero and therefore many of us believe she is one. 

Then s7 happened and we got a taste of how she’s viewed by others, like in the Battle of the Goldroad which was filmed from a terrified Lannister army’s PoV. And like when she repeatedly demanded Jon bend the knee, when all he wanted was help in protecting all of them. And in s8, we won’t just get a taste but a full meal. But, because we’ve gotten her PoV for 6-7 seasons, I think that once she does something really awful–something a villain would do–and we do get to see that from the hero’s PoV, we’ll actually understand why she does it. Some of us might even sympathize with it and with her. That’s what I think GRRM is trying to accomplish.

Because we rarely get that, do we? Usually, a villain is just a person who does bad things who our hero needs to defeat. Sometimes we get a motive, sometimes we get glimpses of a tragic backstory, but we rarely get to watch that journey unfold season after season. We rarely get to know the character as someone to empathize with first before we see them do horrible things. But we have with Dænerys.

In her arc, we see what power can do to a person. How easily it corrupts–especially when you’re surrounded by people who worship and adore you and don’t really allow you to be a regular person. We see how easy it is, once you’ve crossed the line and done something questionable, to do it again and again until you stop questioning your own decisions and morals completely. You become desensitized, and Dænerys certainly has. 

She starts off as powerless in a horrible situation without any real friends or confidants or means to get the hell out. She has empathy for others, as opposed to being an actual psychopath like Joffrey or Ramsay, and appears to be sweet and inexperienced. She’s a pretty normal person. Only, of course, she’s not. As it turns out, she’s impervious to fire and ends the season with hatching three dragons. Something she managed to do because she, among other things, burned a woman alive to pay life with death.

That’s not the first time she crosses the line to get what she wants, though. As an example, the only reason why Mirri Maz Duur was there at all was because Khal Drogo attacked her people to finance Dænerys’ wish to invade Westeros and take the throne. And once she gives Mirri Maz Duur a cruel death for personal gain, she starts a pattern we see her repeat again and again in the following seasons: burning people alive = profit.

Because, like Cersei, she actively chooses violence–even her good deeds are accomplished with violence–because she benefits from it and it leaves her with more power, stronger armies, and a larger following than she had before. All to invade another country so that she can rule over it, something she in no way has to do but chooses to do.

Jon, on the other hand, is sick and tired of fighting, but knows that he has to keep fighting if he wants to protect the realm, its people, and his family. Jon knows that, sometimes, he has to do terrible things to protect the realm.

He didn’t betray Ygritte or murder Qhorin Halfhand because it benefited him personally. He did it because he believed it necessary in order to protect the realm.

Dænerys burned the Tarlys alive because she believed it necessary in order to gain power and take one step closer to the Iron Throne.

If we really want to simplify it: Jon is a protector. Dænerys is an aggressor. They’re foils–and I believe that’s why GRRM chose to make them the last Targaryens. Not to unite them, but to show two sides of the same coin.

So, I think that in s8 we will see them both do terrible things, but for entirely different reasons. They will murder and deceive and betray. Jon will do it because he wants to protect, because he’ll be the hero. Dænerys will do it because she wants power, because she’ll be the “villain”.

Thanks for the ask, anon!


madqueensarah:

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

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komyers:

captainpoe:

Marvel Female Character 10 Year Posters

MORE THAN A DECADE WITHOUT ANY OF THESE GREAT CHARACTERS GETTING HER OWN MOVIE.

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what’s up friends! my third book comes out tomorrow

batmansymbol:

so i’m garbage at self-promotion, which is obvious from the fact that I literally haven’t mentioned this until Right Now, but my third book, FINAL DRAFT, hits shelves in the US/UK tomorrow, june 12! here’s some stuff about it:

what does it look like?

very dramatic!

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what is it about?

  • a girl named laila who writes sci-fi
  • one day, her ever-supportive writing teacher gets in a car accident and is replaced by a sadistically critical Pulitzer Prize-winning author
  • said author believes that in order to write effectively, one must push themselves in reality to experience risk–utterly counter to laila’s sheltered, comfortable, 100% fiction-centered existence
  • laila begins to push herself beyond her comfort zone in pursuit of artistic perfection & writing material
  • IS THIS A GOOD PLAN? WE SHALL SEE

where can i buy it?

is it a good book?

  • jesus christ i hope so
  • kirkus called it a “must-read” in a starred review, bookpage called it a “must-have,” and it also received positive reviews from booklist and school library journal, so i’m optimistic
  • that said, i think it’ll be more polarizing than my other books–it’s not particularly quick or plotty, it’s very introspective, and is written with some distance in 3rd person past tense (a tad unusual for YA). if this already doesn’t sound like your bag, take heed! read the sample first or something

how gay is final draft?

  • glad you asked
  • very
  • happy pride month

can i read some of it?

  • ya sure
  • there’s a 3-chapter sneak peek on my publisher’s site
  • and here are a couple (spoiler-free) excerpts!

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rebelbaze:

brazenredhead:

I think this might be my favorite scene from the movie.

I just realized Bucky has never seen aliens before this. He’s only ever dealt with super soldiers and impressive tech. So, you know he wakes up from his lovely cryo nap, they slap a new arm on him, and then they’re like “Here’s an actual god, aliens, and a talking raccoon that wants the arm we literally just gave you after the dude whose parents you killed blew off your last one” and his tired gay ass is just like

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You Won’t BELIEVE How Many Em-Dashes Local Writer Can Squeeze Into One 5K Word Fic

helloitsbees:

astolat:

I–I came out here to have a good time and–

You– how fucking– how dare you–

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aphotovici:

okcupidescapades:

okcupidescapades:

i feel like the most important piece of wisdom i can impart on teenagers is that no one–no one–knows what the fuck they’re doing

my brother is 26 years old, makes $200k a year, and just bought a house with his fiance. he’s the success story you hear about but never actually meet in person, but it all happened by accident. he wanted to go to college for clarinet performance, but he got rejected from all the top schools. so he decided to major in physics instead, and then went on to get a doctorate to put off being an adult for a few more years. but then he ended up dropping out halfway through the program and accepting a job with google as a software engineer. so to reiterate: my brother majored in something he was not interested in, and then he got a job that had nothing to do with his degree. 

he isn’t successful because he had some master plan he followed, he just stumbled around blindly until something worked out. and that’s what we’re all doing–i majored in political science and now i do customer service for a company that makes industrial-sized gas detection monitors. the marketing director at my company has a degree in biology, and my mom has an MBA and works at a middle school.  no one knows what they’re doing, we’re all just trying different things until something works out.

so if you don’t have a plan, that’s fine. most of us don’t. and even those of us who do, don’t usually end up doing the thing they thought they would. it’s okay to relax and let life carry you wherever it’s gonna carry you. because even though a lot of us don’t end up doing the thing we wanted, most of us end up happy anyway.

I’ve been thinking about this post since I made it a few hours ago, and I realized that I literally don’t know anyone who’s doing what they thought they’d be doing at this point in their life.
I know a girl that has a degree in neuroscience and works in a restaurant (and makes quite a bit more money than I do, might I add), and a guy who wanted to be a parole officer but is now a security guard. I know people who wanted to be lawyers but ended up not having the grades for law school. I have a friend who’s 24 and just finished her bachelor’s, and two friends who decided to go to grad school because the idea of joining the adult world terrified them.

When I was seventeen, I was 100% sure that I was going to get a job as a bureaucrat and save the world. When I was a 21-year-old recent college grad, I found out that it’s impossible to get a government job unless you know someone. So I gave up and found something else. I know my teenage self would be disappointed if she could see where I’m at, but you know what? I don’t care. Because teenage me was an idiot. She didn’t know anything about the world or how it worked, and she couldn’t have possibly predicted the curveballs that life would throw at her. And because I don’t know a single person who’s doing the thing they wanted to do when they were teenagers.

I know a thousand people who aren’t where they thought they’d be, and zero people who are following the path they set out for themselves. All of us are confused and all of us are scared, and it’s okay if you are too.

Honestly thank u, i needed to hear this again

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mollymaukderollo:

andthisisabitofboth:

disneyprinceronweasley:

disneyprinceronweasley:

i wonder when harry told ron and hermione that the dursleys used to make him live under the stairs

ron: i’m sorry you have to share my room we don’t have much space

harry: that’s fine i used to sleep under the stairs at the dursleys

ron: you slept where now?

*cut to the whole Weasley family dog piling on Ron to prevent him from somehow storming to Privet Drive to kick some ass*

Bold of you to assume they would stop him instead of join in

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